ANOTHER post about Frozen...

As my family sits down to watch Disney's Frozen for the FIFTH time this week - I'm escaping to the computer room to blog about it.

I'm crazy enough to apply all movies to my own life. Crazy - fatheaded - imaginative? Either way - here's how Frozen would play out in my life:

THE CAST:

PRINCE HANS = played by any gingers I've dated in the past...and most likely, the future

KRISTOFF = still holding auditions

OLAF = LADYBUG (our little brother)

PRINCESS ELSA =  PRINCESS BUNNY
PRINCESS ANNA = PRINCESS BROWN SUGAR

It's amazing how well the casting worked out...it really is.

BROWN SUGAR'S "FROZEN"

Princess Bunny is hiding her magical freezing powers and ninja skills from the kingdom.

Princess Brown Sugar is kickin' it at the parlay - sees a ginger - and falls in love. That's how it ALWAYS happens to her.

Princess Bunny freaks out - freezes errbody - runs away - and in the process - creates Ladybug - who is a little delusional at times, yet endearing...and our little brother - so our stories are never complete without him.

Princess Brown Sugar goes after Princess Bunny - even though her feet hurt and she's hungry.

After a lot of singing and dancing - which primarily come from Princess Brown Sugar - Princess Bunny accidentally freezes Princess Brown Sugar's heart!!!

Here's the twist (because our lives follow the movie pretty well until this part):

Princess Bunny feels bad that Princess Brown Sugar is hungry and now cold - so she walks down the mountain with her to find help. They get to their kingdom - only to find out that the ginger was in fact, a GINGER, who has no soul and has tried to take over!!!

Princess Bunny uses her FreezingPowerNinjaSkills (which have become ONE through her self realization in the wilderness) - and defeats the handsome, but evil ginger. The kingdom is no longer afraid of her - and welcome her back with open arms and fortune cookies.

Ladybug has already had his heart broken by three lame girls and is now on the top of the charts for music, self help books, and comfort food cookbooks.

But, where's Princess Brown Sugar?

Oh, yeah - because she lives in a kingdom full of white boys that have pets, but don't like big, brown girls - there's no one to save her from her frozen heart...and she dies.

Anyone?...Anyone?

Well - dying is a LITTLE dramatic...especially since this is my autobiography. 

Maybe...she stays frozen until dinner time. 

That's when Princess Bunny and Ladybug bring her some hot cocoa and cookies - the ice melts (leaving a hole where her heart should be) - and they get back to the castle in time for a Bon Jovi concert.

THE END