"I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation" - George Bernard Shaw

Now that I live at home - and all my friends live far away from me (especially when I don't have a car) - I find myself communicating with the same people...ALL - THE - TIME. I feel bad for these people - because I talk a lot. Lucky for you - our conversations are almost ALWAYS inspiring.

I don't want my blog to be another neglected child of my ADHD - so when I feel like I have nothing to say - I'll just post what I have said. :)

KAHE BOI

*Kahe (my 2 year old Hawaiian nephew) watching "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron"*

Kahe: Horsey Neigh!!!

Ladybug: For reals, Kahe? This movie SUCKS!

Kahe: Horsey Neigh!!!

Me: Dude, you would think the horses would talk...especially when there are only horses in the scenes. But, not in this movie - they all just neigh...it's almost creepy.

Kahe: Horsey Neigh!!!

Ladybug: WHY are we watching this?

Me: Because Kahe wants to...

                                         Kahe: Horsey Neigh!!!

LADyBUG

Me: I think that the narrator or voice for Spirit is Matt Damon!

Ladybug: No WAY! He would never do something this lame!

*Kahe running in circles - acting like he's riding a horsey neigh*

Me: *googling the voices of Spirit* Holy crap - there's an official site!!! Aaaannnnd...MATT DAMON IS THE VOICE OF SPIRIT!!!

Ladybug: WHAT is this world coming to?!

*Kahe runs straight into the fireplace and falls down (unhurt)*

Ladybug: BAHAHAHA!!! Never mind - this movie's worth watching! 

 

ROOTBEER FLOAT

RiN-DiZZLE

*I'm making a rootbeer float and sucking the foam off the top of it*

Rin-Dizzle: EW!!! That noise is SOOO dis-gusting!!!

Me: Why?

Rin-Dizzle: Because it sounds so gross!!!

Me: What does it sound like, mom?

Rin-Dizzle: Like...like...
Me: Someone sucking off the foam of a rootbeer float?

Rin-Dizzle: YES!!!

Ladybug: Guess what? I'm going to Vegas this weekend!

Me: Why?

Ladybug: Because I'm getting paid for driving back a car....

Me: Just don't look in the trunk...

Ladybug: Why do you say that?

Me: Because people don't just pay people to drive back their cars -

Ladybug: They do if they're super expensive, nice cars!

Me: Then those people don't pay you to drive them back.

*All of us are watching tv*

Ladybug: Mom, what does pompous mean?

Me: You

Rin-Dizzle: Arrogant...

Me: You

Rin-Dizzle: Self absorbed...

Me: Brat

Rin-Dizzle: Uhhhm

Me: YOU

*Ladybug flips me off* 

Rin-Dizzle: DE-VIN!!!

Ladybug: What? I was pompousing HER!!! 

Me: *with inner and outer ear infections* Ladybug - does my face look swollen?

*Ladybug looking at me and smiling*

Me: Nevermind - don't answer that...